ass noodles

Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.

A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.

ass noodles by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

Ass-Tastic 

An adjective that one exclaims when they see a sexy looking behind.

"Damn!", Rodriguez exclaimed, " That bitch's booty was Ass-tastic!!!"

Ass-Tastic by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

Ass Whisper  

A name given to the sound of passing gas when the sound is barely audible. The sound is commonly compared to blowing air out of your mouth "hence the name whisper." Usually the term "silent but deadly" is accurate in describing the stench of such gas releases.

"Dang Ashley! Why did you ass whisper so close to my face?!! My eye's are watering!!"

Ass Whisper by Three B January 27, 2009

ass poutine 

a standard poutine dish eaten from another's ass

Terry simply couldn't resist eating the ass poutine Nancy prepared in her crack

ass poutine by jage_the_rapist February 26, 2009

ass corn 

the corn that is in your shit a few days after you eat corn

i had a lot of ass corn the other day

that corn made me have so much ass corn its not even funny

ass corn by rowdjde March 24, 2009

ass faced 

When your cat gets up in your face, demands attention and you pet the beast face to face; then the cat decides to turn around to see the rest of the room and ASS FACES you by sticking its browneye in your face.

The cat jumped up on my chest and then ASS FACED me!

ass faced by Beminen June 19, 2009

Ass-Sucker

1) Sodomy.

2) A stupid person.

3) A Loser.

4) a person that always get questions wrong or try to get answers and advice from bad information.

" Im a ass-sucker...in bed! "," Wow, you got it bad ass-sucker!", " You dumb little ass-sucker!", Any one who uses Wikipedia as their only online source of info is an ass-sucker.

Ass-Sucker by yo baby's dady! February 17, 2010