Definitions by Dirtysteamer

rig driver 

A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.

Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.

rig driver by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

dick trickles

A nasty STD that causes the penis to drip a pus-like fluid.

Juan regretted his night of fun with a prostitute after he wound up with a severe case of the dick trickles two days later.

dick trickles by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

Ass-Tastic 

An adjective that one exclaims when they see a sexy looking behind.

"Damn!", Rodriguez exclaimed, " That bitch's booty was Ass-tastic!!!"

Ass-Tastic by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

Niggerhead 

A hangover, or the unpleasent results of a night of hard drinking. Usually a severe headache accompanied by nausea and sometimes a bad case of diarrhea.

After drinking tequila all night at the club, Barnaby woke up naked in his parent's bathroom with a bad case of the Niggerhead.

Niggerhead by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

Rig

A large specimen of the male genitalia.

Biff pulled out his rig and stuck it into his girlfriend's mouth.

Rig by Dirtysteamer March 10, 2007