Wasabi Shits

The rapid onset of abdominal cramping and diarrhea caused by eating Sushi. Effects usually manifest within a half hour after eating.

"Bob just had a Rainbow Roll, and then ran to the bathroom with a bout of the Wasabi Shits."

by Darth Coco the Junky Pimp May 18, 2010

shit blitzed

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

shit cubed

The epitome of evil, typically someone from the gutter who is the epitome of evil.

Stalin, Hitler, Pot Pot and a few other shining gentlemen who are shit cubed.

by Fearman August 19, 2007

shirtless shitting

pretty self explanatory, but the act of shitting shirtless.

"Why's your shirt off?"

"Gotta go do some shirtless shitting"

by akalk May 6, 2008

No Shit, Sherlock!

You can reply with this when someone says something extremely obvious.

Person 1: *insert something stupid shit here*
Person 2: No Shit, Sherlock!

by Swag3tti December 21, 2015

Shit Mountain

When you're taking a shit and there's so much shit before you flush that it makes a little mountain. Therefore it's above the toilet water causing it to really stink even worse. They're easily made if ones shit misses the bottom and builds up on the side of the toilet.

Honey I just made a big shit mountain that really was funky

by Fireman85 November 1, 2018

vodka shits

The extremely smelly shits that you do after a night of drinking vodka

I had really bad vodka shits this morning.

by JackLowe11 August 6, 2016