Poop sex

When you make an ass and dick out of shit and proceed to make them have sex

Wow I had good poop sex last night

by hateroftheniggers February 11, 2022

Poop Tok

When you spend bathroom time on tiktok

“Has anyone seen james?” “he is apparently on Poop Tok right now”

by Mistah845 April 13, 2022

Poop Pimples

When have to poop so bad you get goose bumps.

Oh my god pull over I have to poop so bad I have poop pimples.

by notreallyfunnyatall April 16, 2022

poop dysmorphia

When your poop felt bigger or smaller than it actually was.

I thought I took a big poop only to find little pebbles. Man, that’s some poop dysmorphia.

by Tianus March 10, 2022

Marcus poop

Man who is at blame for all misfortune in the world and also has a huge black penis.

Jeez bro I just came down with aids, that damn Marcus poop must have planted it inside of me.

by The elusive MP March 24, 2022

Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.

"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."

by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022

Poop bugle

Mouth from which much garbage and trash talk is emitted

I told Geoff to shut his poop bugle before flies lay eggs in his mouth.

by Snakpak G December 28, 2020