sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

by von groovy July 12, 2024

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

pouring honey on a goat

Generally used as a term to glaze Lebron James and/or your "goat"

"I'm pouring honey on a goat."

"I liked him more on the heat"

by Vilger January 4, 2025

Fetty Wap on a JBL speaker

What you do in ANY moment

It typically exaggerates the idea of how one might experience Fetty Wap’s music in a loud, immersive way, as if it were played on a powerful JBL speaker that’s known for its bass-heavy sound.

Guy 1: Yo dude have you seen those loud, bass-heavy, JBl speakers
Guy 2: Yeah I have, I got one so I can immersive people in the loudness of Fetty Wap on a JBl speaker.

by DefineMyBallsackLMAOOOOOOOOOOO February 25, 2025

Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

really rely on a rally

What you definitely ought to do if you actually wanna be truly heard.

In numbers there is strength, so you should really rely on a rally of like-minded people to get your viewpoint across.

by QuacksO April 21, 2025

Prouder than a fish on a Friday

This saying is used to show that you are feeling really, really proud.

Kid: "I got 100% in my Science test!!"
Parent: "I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday."

Hero: "I single-handedly saved the entire world from destruction. I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday".

by FabulousOceanianFish May 10, 2025