hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.

"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015

Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 10, 2015

hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 10, 2015

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

claire hair

The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)

That girl got some nasty Claire hair

by Claire Kleffman July 20, 2015