The male or female that any man or woman would want to show off to their mom, their dad, extended family, and the rest of the world as a "suck it" to their exes that didn't live up to the hype. Full unicorns are a rare breed and should be captured and studied on the spot.
That man I started dating turned out to be a full unicorn. -Tracy
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend
by The Juiced One April 28, 2021
Get the full unicornmug. An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013
Get the Full Roll Wipemug. an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017
Get the Straight up full baguettemug. A full send is a depressed country boy trying to go out in a badass way so his mom doesn’t have to read his suicide nkte
“Aye bro, you good? life 360 says your running 130 mph”
“Yea I'm good man, thanks brother, full send”
“Yea I'm good man, thanks brother, full send”
by Tater2502 September 18, 2022
Get the Full sendmug. An unblockable attack on ones ancestral heritage, no force on earth can counter this insult the only option is to resign oneself to death
Robert: Hey Paul
Paul: Hey Robert guess what?
Robert: What?
Paul: "Ur ancestry full of faggotry!"
*Robert's brain immediately hemorrhages and blood gushes out of his nose while he seizes on the floor praying that the afterlife won't be cruel to him*
Paul: Hey Robert guess what?
Robert: What?
Paul: "Ur ancestry full of faggotry!"
*Robert's brain immediately hemorrhages and blood gushes out of his nose while he seizes on the floor praying that the afterlife won't be cruel to him*
by Yuritz.y May 16, 2018
Get the Ur Ancestry Full Of Faggotrymug. Uuuuuuuh... Weird. I mean... It's trying, right? Isn't it interesting that it looks like it's trying to LIFT the wine up to the top of the glass?
Hym "Huh.... Could be a... Prompt thing... Could be a data set issue... It could be the word 'FULL' itself (as it could be considered nebulous)... It is fascinating that you can actively see it effort to do the prompt.... Ok. Have it draw several wine glasses at the same time all with the markings of a measuring cup... And then have is fill the cup to the level of the difference markings up to the top... And the have it equate the one at it's fullest with the word 'full,' like, permanently.... Or... Is it trying to use the same glass of wine? Is it trying to fill the same half full cup... With the wine that is currently in the cup? Could be a prompt thing. Did you try to tell it to add more wine? It's weird though... A full glass of wine...."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
Get the Full Glass of Winemug. a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.
songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"
songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"
Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.
by Soctor2 September 12, 2017
Get the A hand full of Petermug.