whatever fucks your duck 

To do whatever you want.

Yeah mate whatever fucks your duck.

whatever fucks your duck by Dukfuker101 January 15, 2017

the louisiana duck call 

The act of farting into a women's vagina.

"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"

the louisiana duck call by Izzaho February 19, 2017

the king of duck

The king of duck is the one who play in the Metropolitan Police, he have the full authorities overs duck, if don't respect him, you will be banned, he is also a Criminal Investigation Member, if you bother him he will fuck your arse up.

I want to bother the king of duck, I by then get fucked up.
I want to pray duck, then you may pray that is fine if you hail him.

the king of duck by king of duck March 2, 2017

fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker

just an all around asshole

Wow you're a fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker for doing such a shitty thing to the mentally retarded at the school.

fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker by why_tf_not May 16, 2017

hold my duck 

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

hold my duck by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

two man duck duck goose 

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

two man duck duck goose by captain quacker June 30, 2017

Squeaking the Duck 

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

Squeaking the Duck by Lushbeard July 12, 2017