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Definitions by Lushbeard

Australian Rattlesnake

When you’re getting a blowjob and your partner suddenly lets loose a burp right on your shaft, adding an unexpected, dirty little tremor brewed in the depths of their gut.
Mate, last night she went down on me and hit me with an Australian Rattlesnake mid-slurp — I nearly ascended.

Squeaking the Duck 

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.