Boston Blowfish

when someone is tossing your salad and you fart in there mouth causing there cheecks to expand

this girl was licking my cornhole so i gave her the Boston Blowfish

Boston Blowfish by Das Tree July 4, 2006

blowjob 

what the hell?!?!? What kind of pervert are you to look up blowjob?!?! go get a life. Seriously.

go geta life and stop looking up blowjob in the internet pervs.

blowjob by killerzofall April 6, 2010

BM Blowout 

A disgusting assplosion of fecal matter (all forms) occuring whilst still wearing pants. 97% of the time the "Blowout" comes without warning; the proverbial brown-tsunami has been known to hit no matter the situation.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.

intercom at retirement home: "Would Oscar please report to ward 6 with a bucket of bleach and a tire iron, Beatrice had another BM Blowout."

BM Blowout by the_guy January 16, 2005

blowing chunks 

To vomit mass quantities of large solid material. Very unpleasant but could be worse. See example.

Barfly: "I went home totally drunk from the bar last night and started blowing chunks."
Bartender: "That happens when you're shitfaced sometimes."
Barfly: "You don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog."

blowing chunks by PeeBee February 11, 2004

blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

blowing smoke up my ass by RSD July 7, 2006

Blowjob City 

A magicial location, often dreamt of by men, where Blowjobs are as prevelant as water, as succulent as Filet Mignon and as inspired as Oprah Winfrey talking about Barack Obama. Blowjobs in Blowjob City are tailored for however the receiver desires.

I always have dreams about this magical location Blowjob City, but when I wake up, reality hits me in the face.

Blowjob City by DrFellatio January 19, 2008

Blowthor 

The wind blowing 'pagan' icon being put onto the renovations to a Lubbock Highway.

Guy1: You see what those fundies did to Blowthor?
Guy2: No shit man, they smashed him up.
Guy1: Dumbasses paying for a highway then breaking it.

Blowthor by Divergent Reality November 5, 2004