bitch baby

a. (Noun) An exclamation used when something happens, or in place of an exclamation point.

b. (Noun) A term used to describe something or someone that is mildly annoying

Note: It must be used in situations considered mild. Extreme situations require stronger exclamations, such as "fuck".

1. (Waiting for netflix to finish loading) Let's go, bitch baby!
2. (Waiting for a pedestrian to cross the road) Move it, bitch baby!
3. (When you can't open a jar of pickles) Come on, bitch baby!

by chiffon7333 June 16, 2021

Future babies

Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.

Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”

by Frogfacebutconfused23 June 18, 2021

Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks

"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"

by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude

by Juicy_Fruit_Snacks May 26, 2021

Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.

We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.

by FireMaidn May 28, 2021

Zoom Baby

A newcomer, usually a millennial, whose recovery began at the onset of COVID-19 restrictions mid-March of 2020 and has progressed exclusively in virtual reality, primarily on the Zoom platform.

After a year in COVID lockdown, our first ever Zoom Baby is celebrating one year of recovery without ever having attended an in-person meeting, a truly remarkable feat.

by FireMaidn May 29, 2021

Baby Carter

Early seasons (mainly season one) John Carter from ER, when he was happy and innocent before he went through a lot of trauma

I miss Baby Carter

by DepressionBarbie August 2, 2023