The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.
by cutmantate March 03, 2019
Oh, dear Universe, we need to leave!
Oh, dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.
Oh, dear Universe, wtf is happening?!
Oh, dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.
Oh, dear Universe, wtf is happening?!
by LingDanc803 September 19, 2023
'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022
A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 06, 2023
A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".
by UnlikeCylinder May 22, 2009
Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible
by Forevergore November 19, 2022
tbu: the bizarrest universe
by xdddddddddvcbf December 27, 2021