Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014

Dust Muffin

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.

Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!

by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Muffin suitcase

When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.

"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."

by CerealRapist September 24, 2016

barbecue muffin

The act of pouring barbecue sauce on a woman's vagina before going down on her.

Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.

by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.

I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it

by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017

Muffin

used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really

T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee

by pimpcracker June 10, 2010