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A delectable cross between and muffin and a doughnut! Jam filled Muffnuts are especially delicious!
That looks so good can I have a taste of your double glazed chocolate-banana raspberry filled muffnut!
MuffNut by RockitMan July 27, 2019
A very dangerous Dogo that will attack, but will fool you with there cuteness. If you have a Murfin always take care of it or else you will be sorry.
“Oh is that Dogo looks like a Murfin”
Murfin by •EdgyRoses• January 4, 2020

Roughing Muffins 

Two or more females engaging in an act of mutual genital "enpleasurement" through the act of vaginal gyration and it's resulting friction.
Dem fine bitches be roughing muffins in my bed!
Roughing Muffins by dptoot February 28, 2009
<abbr> Manchester United Fan In Name Only. A person who claims to be a die-hard supporter of English Premier League club Manchester United, when in fact he has no clue about the game.
Manchester United's string of successes mean it has legions of fair-weather fans who would dump the club at the first sign of trouble. They're MUFINO!
MUFINO by Sandy Fern April 12, 2009

Nigger Muffins 

Challenging a persons outlandish / far-fetched story. Once challenged, story teller must respond to it right away. (No Nigger Muffins = True Story , Nigger Muffins = Lie/False Story)

If storyteller claims "No Nigger Muffins" and is found have lied intentionally, storyteller may be kicked in the scrotum by all who witnessed it (one kick per witness).
Drew, "The other day my boy got hit by a truck and lived!"
Ebo: "Nigger Muffins"
Drew; "No Nigger Muffins, however he is in a coma."
Nigger Muffins by A-Rotolo May 12, 2008
A muffkin is directly connected to its original meaning of a blumpkin. A muffkin, however, is the act of getting an oral service while taking a dump. The only difference is the guy is preforming the service hence the name "Muff"kin.
Brian: "Dude, I was giving this spanish chick a muffkin last night right? And a little bit got on my chin!"
Joe: "Sweet! Did you take pictures?"
Muffkin by Nit2WinIt February 11, 2009