cushy job

A comfortable job for a delicate person that pays well too

The day I left college, I landed a cushy job at the government. Life couldn't be any easier.

cushy job by RuberHelios July 4, 2016

Palm Job 

When you are fingering a girl and you began to push your palm on her clit in order to make her cum.

Male: Let me give you a palm job.
Female: What's that?
Male: It's when I push my palm on your clit while fingering you.
Female: Ok, can you make me cum.
Male: Yup.
Female: Do it.

Palm Job by BBG_375 June 2, 2018

Asymmetrical boob job 

When a girl gets a boob job, and hilariously, one boob is bigger then the other

Dude see that chick with the Asymmetrical boob job *chuckle*

Asymmetrical boob job by CreeperAbomination December 14, 2014

FLAME JOB 

A non-complimentary name for a flamboyant, homosexual male.

In normal use, FLAME JOB references an elaborate, attention getting air-brush painting of "flames" on the gas tank of a motorcycle. Such completed work is called a "flame job".

In its derogatory use, "FLAME JOB" references a gay male who struts or sashays about in a flamboyant manner, trying to garner attention to his gay self.

Interestingly enough, FLAMBOYANT is defined as: 1. characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2: marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior.

Rich: Don't look now, but here comes that flamboyant gay guy again, trying to sell perfume knock-offs, door-to-door.

Tony: Fuckin' sick flame job.

FLAME JOB by Ducky Vasquez August 6, 2009

like it was my job 

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

like it was my job by Mark November 21, 2003

ball job 

When a chick touches your testicle rather than you dick when she's attempting to give a hand job.

-Hey Carl did you get a hand job from Joni?
-No she gave me a ball job instead. I was so pissed off

ball job by the original 11 August 17, 2009

palm job 

when someone rubs a man's penis with his/her palm, without the use of fingers, in a forward and backward motion. for a proper palm job, or PJ/palmy, two or more witnesses should be present

Damn Brett, Anna gave you one crazy palm job on new years while Molly and I were on the couch.

palm job by PJ watcher January 9, 2012