Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

An exlamation of disgust or alarm

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SpiderGirl April 30, 2003

Dwarf Jesus 

A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves crucifixion of the focus of Dwarf Jesus' attention, since Dwarf Jesus is too short to crucify himself.

Dwarf Jesus occasionally is correct, but this is a statistical anomaly, and should not be trusted.

Verily did Dwarf Jesus say then, "Father, Father! Why hath thou touchest mine naughty bits?"

Dwarf Jesus by Wodn May 4, 2009

Hatin' on Jesus 

Falsely accusing someone of doing something wrong when in fact that person did nothing wrong. Similar to someone hating on Jesus for........ I don't know why someone would hate on Jesus. All he did was help people and "they" killed him. Ain't that a bitch!?!

Person 1: Hey, my car won't start! I let you use my car for one day and you broke it! What the fuck?

Person 2: Calm down bro! Your battery was old and needed to be replaced so I sent Parker to the store to get a new one for you. So basically you're hating on Jesus. Why you hatin' on Jesus bro? Why you hatin' on Jesus.

Hatin' on Jesus by MoneyMatt573 December 17, 2010

Black Jesus 

Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.

Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.

Black Jesus by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019

leave room for jesus 

SAID TO A COUPLE USUALLY IN CHURCH OR SOMETHING EVOLVING CHURCH TO GET A COUPLE TO MOVE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER

LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS GUYS

leave room for jesus by MIXEDMIRRA August 10, 2017

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? 

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? by metaphoricals June 14, 2010

West Jesus 

Opposite of "east bumfuck", meaning right here

"Yo, I parked way the hell over in east bumfuck! Where you at?"
"Right here in West Jesus."

West Jesus by Prime December 20, 2002