Beaver whistle

When a plastic tampon applicator is deposited in the toilet which results in it being clogged

Don’t leave your beaver whistles in the toilet!

by Squeeler5000 December 25, 2025

tar beater

n. Someone that runs on the road as opposed to running on a soft surface like a track.

Poor guy was a tar beater for so long his legs got worn out.

by CTrunr March 25, 2003

choco beaver

when a man defactes in a womans open anal cavity and smears the hot anal paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam

the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our sex life was never the same again

by brian ratchinsky April 4, 2009

Bag Bearer

Bearer reffers to someone who "Bears" or Carries something.

The word bag bearer, is the person who carries THE bag. The bag is sacred to whomever is given the title "Bag Bearer". The bag bearer has to have certain abilities, such as, looking extremely emo, being very unfit and fat, smoking just to look cool, and many other "great" abilities.

"Silly Bag!"

"BAG BEARER! Where's my WAFFLES!?!?!"

"LOL. BAG!"

by LOL JESUS IS HERE INIT SON March 29, 2009

Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.

by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008

commercial beaver

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.

"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"

by Blades of steel November 11, 2009

stinkity beaver

1. when something going great suddenly goes horrible

2. scoring zero points in a game or competition

1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.

Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!

by ebbie479 August 11, 2010