mom code

1.) Don't date your son's best friend
2.) Always clean house
3.) Be your own boss
4.) Never do anything nice to your kids
5.) Don't wipe back from front
6.) Get a divorce
7.) Cheat on 100 boyfriend's
8.) You kill anyways who hurts your child
9.) You cuss out teachers who give the kids bad grades

"I love using my mom code!"

by Yeets on the meets November 27, 2017

moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

Your mom

Ugly

Your mom is your mom

by Batmanofdoom September 19, 2016

GG mom

This means that you beat your mother ate something and made her feel good about it.

GG mom you did great.

by Your Couisn Frank October 13, 2020

Your mom

what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers

mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina

by AliceSuperstarrr October 9, 2012

Teen mom

A female under 21 Especially 10-20 that had 1+ children

She was a teen mom at 19

by 459395 March 18, 2023

william's mom

william's mom is a word that means milf

william mommy is a milf that's what William's mom means

by William.m March 30, 2023