mom code

1.) Don't date your son's best friend
2.) Always clean house
3.) Be your own boss
4.) Never do anything nice to your kids
5.) Don't wipe back from front
6.) Get a divorce
7.) Cheat on 100 boyfriend's
8.) You kill anyways who hurts your child
9.) You cuss out teachers who give the kids bad grades

"I love using my mom code!"

by Yeets on the meets November 27, 2017

moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

Your mom

Ugly

Your mom is your mom

by Batmanofdoom September 19, 2016

GG mom

This means that you beat your mother ate something and made her feel good about it.

GG mom you did great.

by Your Couisn Frank October 13, 2020

Your mom

what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers

mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina

by AliceSuperstarrr October 9, 2012

Security Mom

The largest ignored voting block in America.

We want intelligent effective national and personal security not Napolean style boots on the ground conquering.

We love men who are honorable, courageous, loving, encouraging, and protective to friends and family but fiercely aggressive to those who prey on the weak. Bring back real masculinity.

We believe that these men will heal our nation and we are by their side for support.

The Republican and Democratic party are ignoring the security Mom vote. It would be wise for them to appeal to this largely purple suburban demographic.

by WomenLoveMasculineMen December 5, 2020

Dirty mom

When your mom is a shut and ducks her biological sons penis

My mom is a slut and gave me a dirty mom

by Yeet main November 7, 2020