A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.

On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!

Golden Jubilpee by anonymous January 5, 2022

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Golden Penguin

It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.

Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.

Golden Penguin by AgentDerb January 7, 2022

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golden rose

an anal prolapse that you piss on

hey, man, ya wanna hit the golden rose?

golden rose by yogaslut.11 January 7, 2022

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Goldi

A small humble person that can’t keep stop talking and is indecisive as fuck

“Did you hear Johnny talk like that? They’re really a Goldi”

Goldi by GoldiGold January 9, 2022

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