Dick

Something that women come out of and try spend they’re whole life trying to get some

Hey girl why r u so depressed ?

I just want some dick today !

by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018

Wizard Dick

Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.

I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.

or

Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.

or

Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.

by EverydayHumor May 4, 2009

rickel dick

having skin from your weener to your toes. Stinks like a 75 year old porn stars vagina/taco

That kids forskin is so big he has rickel dick

by Ryan Rickel February 2, 2005

dick pics

Can be easily defined as the male version of "sexting" (the art of sending naked and/or nude pictures to another person by way of picture messaging). eg. A naked picture of one's penis sent to another person.

Hey bro, I just saw it on Sportscenter. Brett Favre sent some dick pics to that chick from the Jets.

by BiggySquiggs November 1, 2010

Banana Dick

When a dick curves downwards instead of upwards, and makes it easy to go down ones throat while on ones knees.

Man, it sure was easy to deep throat that Big Banana Dick-it sailed right past my tonsils!!!

by Ceejmonster December 19, 2003

dick and a half

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.

Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

by Kowulz April 11, 2007

Clit-Dick

A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.

ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick

by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009