Jeg så Jesus dø

Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).

Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.
If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
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Jesus Christ up the asshole

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.
Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.
by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009
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Thank You Baby Jesus!

Saying said when you notice a fine woman or group of women! Usually responded by "Amen" or "Halleluiah"
Check out that fine women over there, "Thank you baby Jesus!"
by SheJeDo February 12, 2008
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black raptor baby jesus

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james
Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!
by Trey shizzle August 24, 2008
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Frozone my jesus

HONEY WHERES MY SUPERSUIT
Frozone my jesus give me money
by A_Real_Mexican February 22, 2019
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The New Black Jesus

A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.
Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?
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Power bottom for Jesus

A Google suggestion when "Power Bottom" is typed in. Established by angry gay atheists who hate Jesus because he taught peace, love, compassion and empathy but apparently the gay and atheist crowds don't like that and have taken to insulting him in this way or perhaps the homosexuals secretly yearn after him just as much as the atheists as they can't seem to stop talking about him or Christians.

Personally I think atheists (i.e queers) want hard Christian cock but because they can't get it they take their sexual frustration out with stupid insults such as this. Apparently it's wrong to call a gay man a queer or faggot but they (along with atheists) are allowed to mock Christians because they've had bad experiences in the past with a few Christians. This type of double standard isn't acceptable and I suggest that the queers and atheists fuck off and take a huge one up their ass and have an anal prolapse as a result.
"Power bottom for Jesus" was an insulting term originated by an angry gay atheist who had a prolapsed anus after taking too many cocks up there. He also had aids and anal cancer and was slowly dying as the result of his anal sex with men outside of gay bars.
by Skialian January 07, 2014
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