I Am The Milkman 

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

I Am The Milkman by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021

i’m listening to jubilee line

dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now

bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you

i’m listening to jubilee line by swaggyfinn69 May 25, 2021

I'm a creeper 

Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick tock tick tock
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its tole
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, aw, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me "Tonight we dine indoors"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's official, A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle
Take a listen It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing, gone fission
White hot raps, I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot, Ocelot, Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not blast
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
My hobbies and interests include going
Boom boom boom

Girl: wtf
Super-god-poggers-lord Chad: I'm a creeper

I'm a creeper by ghjfghjkfgthyuj r675dfghrtdhfg May 26, 2021

I Hate It With A Burning Passion 

A phrase which you means you feel extremely intense hatred for something.

Person A: Do you want to play Superman 64 with me?

Person B: Absolutely not! Are you nuts? I hate it with a burning passion!

I Hate It With A Burning Passion by Dray’s Dictionary June 23, 2021

I cannor

whern someone tries to say i cannot but they make a typo

Person 1: I can see clearly now
Person 2: I cannor
Person 2: Cannot

I cannor by a guy with a big thor October 31, 2021

I like your Figs. 

A scrub brand, but more importantly code to one healthcare worker to another healthcare worker that they want to have sex.

“Hey Melissa! I like your Figs.”

Melissa’s reply: “ Meet me in ten minutes in the back hallway.”

I like your Figs. by Bearman November 11, 2021

I Love Democracy 

The phrase that you say when you like how a vote turns out.

"What's the worst pet to have?"

DOG: 5%

CAT: 7%
A KID: 88%

"I love democracy."

I Love Democracy by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022