Brown Goose

When you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger.

Yesterday, I was wiping my ass and I brown goosed myself.

Brown Goose by J_Wayne January 28, 2017

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Brown crayon

You have sex with a girl in the ass. Immediately after you poke her in the eye with your dick. She contracts pink eye from her own butt

Can't believe she got a brown crayon.

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Brown Buterfly Kisses are the act of performing some kawaii butterfly kisses on the anal sphincter of the willing participant.

"Brian is so cute, He gave some really tender brown butterfly kisses last night to say cheers for me taking a load in the brown zone."

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Usually a term used when there's Shit left in the ass crack.

dude I did NOT see your brown starfish when trying to slip it in!

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giant piece of shit/stool/turd

Damn, I ate so much last night, in the morning, I laid the biggest brown boy you have ever seen

brown boy by MACE March 8, 2005

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n. 1) the anus
2) nickname for a woman who likes to engage in anal sex.

nice brown eye

that girls saving herself for marraige she's a brown eye

brown eye by jjjj May 3, 2006

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A delicious brownie ala mode dessert from Grandma's Restaurant.

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