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Brown Goose
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When you wipe
your ass
and your finger breaks through the toilet
paper
and you get
shit on
your finger.
Yesterday
, I was wiping my ass and I
brown
goosed
myself.
Brown Goose
by
J_Wayne
January 28, 2017
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