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Brown Goose
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When you wipe your
ass
and your
finger
breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your
finger
.
Yesterday, I was wiping my
ass
and I
brown
goosed
myself.
Brown Goose
by
J_Wayne
January 28, 2017