beat em up

A game genre where you're meant to learn weapon combos to defeat a large horde of enemies, usually in a 3d space, to progress to the next area, but everyone just mashes buttons instead of actually playing. Don't lie, you know you've never taken the time to actually learn a combo in a beat em up that has more than 2 buttons in it.

"there's a new beat em up coming out" "why are you playing beat em ups, go do something fun" "beat em ups have no depth"

by Chiggun July 25, 2020

Onna beat

A phrase you can add to the end of any sentence to make it sound cool as fuck

Aye which one of y’all mfs tryna skip class onna beat

by Datdude64 July 31, 2020

Beat your biscuit in

1. The act of having rough intercourse.

2. The delicacy of Whooping someone's ass.

1. "Babygirl, im about to beat your biscuit in."

2. "Someone cracked a wise one so I beat his biscuit in."

by Blelvis August 2, 2020

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Fuck a beat

To not give af ab anything going on per specific situation

Bro you left ur condoms at my crib yo
Damn I gotta hit it raw now
Fuck a beat

by Poopjew September 15, 2020

Beat with Cuddles

When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious

Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep

by Siddon September 16, 2020