douche cannon

1. major douche bag. 2. the act of cumming in a girl like a cannon the leaving it in until you piss like a douche.

this douche cannon is so drunk he cant even walk straight.

by scm15 July 18, 2010

Douche nozzel

1. The tip of an instrument used to clean out the womans vagina when it stinks or needs cleaning.
2. A person that smells bad and is an all around useless bum.

1. Dude, quit beings douche nozzel.

2. Computer Bryan is such a douche nozzel.

by michael bustamante December 2, 2007

Douche canoe

A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.

I heard Violet is a nasty ho and used a douche canoe at a party in front of everyone.

by Err78 January 13, 2008

douche monkey

One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.

Ken Keefe

by Rib Meister April 1, 2004

douche bag

a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!

by beanie January 14, 2005

Douche Meat

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.

That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

douch fag

douch fag what a gay man uses to clean out his ass

dude josh is such a douch fag

dude nice

by IMMAFIREINMAHLAZORBLARG November 2, 2009