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Stacking

The sexual act of putting many condoms on one’s penis, with more condoms equating to greater holiness. This allows Mormons to have sex before marriage without it counting in the eyes of God.
Person A: “Bro I was stacking 25 deep on Katie last night.”

Person B: “That’s amateur numbers, man. I went over 40 stacked on Mary-Sue the other week.”
by U.S. Senator Mitt Romney March 12, 2022
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In reference to how police/SWAT teams will "stack up" when entering a building, it is a challenge to government officials and law enforcement agents to personally and physically enforce gun control legislation. Most commonly used in libertarian/anarchist Twitter circles when responding to pro-gun control politicians, similarly to "Molon Labe"/"Come and Get It"/"Come and Get Them".
"You want my guns? Stack up!"
by indianarchist June 8, 2022
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by Flossiemae July 13, 2022
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Stacked

Faceplanted, fell, biffed, beefed, eaten shit. A person who has stacked has fully, bodily fallen all the way down, completely off of their feet. Always involves pain, usually accompanied by injury whether great or small, to stack is to hit the ground with your body, and without intention, so it necessarily hurts. A faceplant is always a stack, not every stack is a faceplant, thankfully.

This was common usage in skate culture in Northern California Bay Area in the 1980s, still used frequently by surviving GenX of that area, we have passed it on to our children. Probably came about by watching our friends fly off of their skateboards perpendicular to the ground so when they hit, it stacked their body onto the asphalt or concrete. I can't believe this isn't already here.
Chris hella stacked grinding that rail, he broke his clavicle and his nuts at the same time, he'll be in the hospital a few more days, but we can visit.

**"grinding a rail" refers to a skateboard maneuver that involves sliding your board down a railing on the deck- the part that is stood on to ride
by TheRealBigAl August 5, 2022
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Faceplanted, fell, biffed, beefed, eaten shit. A person who has stacked has fully, bodily fallen all the way down, completely off of their feet. Always involves pain, usually accompanied by injury whether great or small, to stack is to hit the ground with your body, and without intention, so it necessarily hurts. A faceplant is always a stack, not every stack is a faceplant, thankfully.

This was common usage in skate culture in Northern California Bay Area in the 1980s, still used frequently by surviving GenX of that area, we have passed it on to our children. Probably came about by watching our friends fly off of their skateboards perpendicular to the ground so when they hit, it stacked their body onto the asphalt or concrete. I can't believe this isn't already here.
Chris hella stacked grinding that rail, he broke his clavicle and his nuts at the same time, he'll be in the hospital a few more days, but we can visit.

**"grinding a rail" refers to a skateboard maneuver that involves sliding your board down a railing on the deck- the part that is stood on to ride
by TheRealBigAl August 5, 2022
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by A_Pro August 23, 2022
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Hey bro I stacked Stacy last Friday
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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