Kevin

A guy, he's hot you can find 37 of them. But none of them can compare to the original of the original Kevin. The original Kevin was not so bright so we should expand. Just know know some of them are hot you can find them on temu or bus number 51. So catch them like you catch pokemon.

Some Kevin's are sexy

by anonymous January 9, 2025

Kevin Liu

Extremely talented Chinese kid on running who acts like a baboon and dresses like a homeless. Kevin Lius are usually not attractive but simps those one kind of girl and believe their fishy stink can attract them. His entire life is Roblox and Valorant, and he never ever touches grass except walking a corgi.

Bro, stop being a Kevin Liu and go gym for once!
Kevin Liu's aim was worse than my grandma's Wi-Fi.

by fufufu_1234555 January 15, 2025

Kevin Jose

Not a hose, but a Jose

I love my friend, Kevin Jose.

by namestuffs January 20, 2025

Kevin Holland

Well maybe if he does a bunch of fucking steroids like TJ Dillashaw he WILL be champion, TJ.

Hym "Hey, maybe if he does what YOU did to become champion and he does a bunch of steroids, maybe Kevin Holland WILL be a champion. Who knows!? You did a bunch of steroids you fucking idiot. You did the steroids. Got caught. And then fucking LOST you fucking bum. You went on Joe Rogan talking about how fucking great you felt you fucking asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Kevin

Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.

Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.

by americanizedshqiptar January 25, 2025

Kevinmaxxing

The act of always having a jolly ass smile on your face; being a ray of sunshine (i don't understand how); acting like everything is sunshine and rainbows

Example 1 -
Person 1: 'Man how is Kevin always smiling he's so jubilant"
Person 2: 'He's just kevinmaxxing'

Example 2 -
Person 1: 'Wow that person is so jolly idk how they're doing it'
Person 2: 'they're locked in they're kevinmaxxing today'

Example 3 -

Person 1: 'Man today sucked I've got to start kevinmaxxing more'

by hcbiwaebcj January 31, 2025

Kelvin Xiao

Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.

Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me 😭"

by 30yoWomenVictim February 3, 2025