Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.

"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!

by RadioHead33 November 15, 2008

Jeg så Jesus dø

Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).

Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.

If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

Jesus Christ up the asshole

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.

Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.

by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009

Thank You Baby Jesus!

Saying said when you notice a fine woman or group of women! Usually responded by "Amen" or "Halleluiah"

Check out that fine women over there, "Thank you baby Jesus!"

by SheJeDo February 12, 2008

black raptor baby jesus

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james

Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!

by Trey shizzle August 24, 2008

The New Black Jesus

A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.

Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?

by j_alton1619 September 06, 2020

Frozone my jesus

HONEY WHERES MY SUPERSUIT

Frozone my jesus give me money

by A_Real_Mexican February 22, 2019