I hope you fall down a staircase 

A common phrase used to tell a fugly ass bitch to die. Jacobs usually uses this word against people. Especially if they are zesty as all hell.

I hope you fall down a staircase <3
I hope you don't trip but fall down a staircase <3

I hope you fall down a staircase by TaylorSwift123456789RMNDS <AZX October 24, 2023

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day 

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.

It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day by zuzzi March 20, 2024

you turn me on like a light switch 

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund

"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

you turn me on like a light switch by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

Who got your balls in a knot? 

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?

Who got your balls in a knot? by James Mcagee August 6, 2024

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you? 

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you? by Spock* October 26, 2024

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday 

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025