dick douche

A penile cleansing rag.

Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.

by Desecratesoul January 14, 2009

soap dick

When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.

"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."

by Kyle Sobkowicz December 18, 2007

needle dick

a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.

i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha

by stephine September 13, 2005

Dick Cheney

"The Dick Cheney" - (noun) a sexual position in which your partner is giving you head and you pull your tool out and shoot her in the face.

"My ho was giving my a scraper last night and I gave her the Dick Cheney."

by Keni April 14, 2006

sucking dick

getting dick fed in the mouth until he cums

when sucking dick,the man control the rhthym and speed and the receiver is simply eager and waiting.

by spiceyhothoney July 31, 2006

dick fat

The fat that surrounds the Penis, which in larger men, makes their Penis appear smaller than it really is.

"The length of my Penis is an optical illusion due to the dick fat surronding my penis."

by BeanSauce March 10, 2005

Dicks

The worst/best bar depending on who you are. Located in Hamden, CT. A place that many underage Quinnipiac University students sneak into.

"There are three kinds of people that go to dicks. Sluts, athletes and freshmen."
-Tron circa 2012

by QUbobcat2012 January 23, 2014