retardical question 

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

retardical question by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

Retarded Emo 

saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson

Are you some kind of retarded emo

Retarded Emo by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019

retardsexual 

When you can see any retarded being in the world and be attracted to it

I think Doug over there is retardsexual, he can't get the retard out of his head!

retardsexual by nzaos September 6, 2020

retarded 

An adjective used to describe someone who is below average in intelligence.

"That person over there(Victoria) is so retarded

retarded by sde4kiawdngdanwdukliai June 25, 2021

retarded 

That one particular word that will get a LOT of SJWs angry beyond comprehension.

Me: "bruh that's just retarded"
SJW: "so you have chosen death"

retarded by Someone32143214 February 13, 2022

Retardlicans 

Another word for boomer or boomer-mindset Republicans who believe that abortion is a sin to all, gay is bad, Muslims bad, Jews bad, minorities bad, climate change isn’t real, and other shit that is stereotypically but truthfully linked to Republicanism.

Did you hear what Marjorie Taylor Green said?
Yeah, no wonder she’s one of those Retardlicans.

Retardlicans by Deepthroatfriedonastick May 2, 2022

Boyfriend Retardation 

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!

Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"

Boyfriend Retardation by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010