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defensive

The most sure way to make absolutely everyone hate you. It's the absolute most DESPICABLE fucking thing a human being can ever do. Bar fucking none.

I will say this once, and I will not say it again:

NEVER.
GET.
DEFENSIVE.

It'll be the absolute last fucking thing you'll ever do. Mark my fucking words.
A: *gets defensive*
A: *gets hated by everyone*
A: *Surprised Pikachu face*
by Someone32143214 August 24, 2022
mugGet the defensivemug.

Indonesia

The Weenie Hut Jr. of countries. By contrast, America is Salty Spitoon.
American: "I think you'd be more comfortable over at that country"
Non-American: "Indonesia?! Are you saying I belong in Indonesia?!"
American: "No, sorry, I was actually pointing to the country above it."
Non-American: "Malaysia"?!
American: "Yeah. Unless you think you have thick enough skin to hang out with me."
(Non-American inhales; cut to him at Indonesia)
by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023
mugGet the Indonesiamug.

Retarded

Synonym for delayed, generally used when referring to ignition times of car engines.

Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.
Facebook user 1: Have you heard about the mayor's decision to raise taxes for low-income families?
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED
by Someone32143214 November 4, 2019
mugGet the Retardedmug.

Makes me uncomfortable

The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.
A: *literally just exists*
B: He makes me uncomfortable
A: *banned forever*
by Someone32143214 February 19, 2025
mugGet the Makes me uncomfortablemug.

Go to Indonesia

An insult commonly used among Americans when they display their own brand of humor, and receivers get uncomfortable and take it seriously because they're totally unfamiliar with their culture due to never having been to America, much less interacting with Americans.

To explain, Americans have a particularly very aggressive personality and sense of humor, so a thick skin is a strict prerequisite to hanging out with the likes of them. The reason why the insult tells you to go to Indonesia of all countries (can be substituted with any other country in Southeast Asia) is because by contrast, Indonesians are the softest thus the easiest to hang out with, but others will look down on you for it. Think of Spongebob trying to enter the Salty Spitoon only to get told to enter Weenie Hut Jr. instead to get a good idea.

If you dismiss someone upsetting you only to get called out for failing to understand Americans and their humor, don't get defensive, admit your mistake and start growing a thicker skin. Unless you want to be around Indonesians the rest of your life.
A: "Why did you do that! That was so mean!"
B: "Bruh, you don't understand American culture, either grow a thick skin or go to Indonesia or something"
by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023
mugGet the Go to Indonesiamug.

Indonesians

Literally the ONLY people you'll ever get to hang out with if you don't stop taking everything so goddamn seriously and grow a thick skin.
"You take things too seriously, either grow a thick skin, or hang out with Indonesians the rest of your life"
by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023
mugGet the Indonesiansmug.

Uncomfortable

The magic word to instantly get someone in a FUCK-load of trouble over ANYTHING.
A: *Behaves like a normal person*
Everyone: THE BEHAVIOR MAKES US UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
A: *Banned permanently*
by Someone32143214 December 5, 2023
mugGet the Uncomfortablemug.

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