98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that thinks that they out Bruce Lee at being Bruce Lee. Someone that thinks they make a better Bruce Lee than Bruce Lee, and a better Madonna than Madonna.

The cocky girl was 98 pounds and tough as nails in her mind.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

touchebag

what an a-hole is after making a witty point

that jerk david just burned me in front of the whole class...what a touchebag!

by sjr robson February 1, 2009

teuchter

Most usually a mad scottish female with a propensity for fake terminal illnesses

That teuchter chopped my hands off!

by BrianBunny October 19, 2007

Toochie

One who has a very tight walls in other words a very tight coo hue

Jeremy: broo that three way last night was wack bro

Doug: Ik bro she had a good toochie

by Anuslover01hoe March 29, 2019

touchebag

A fantasy football owner who makes a horrible trade.

Killroy is a touchebag he traded Ryan Grant for a crappy WR and a crappy RB

by Kil Roy February 21, 2008

Your Not Tough

A simple cutting down of an idiot who thinks their god-almighty. this seems to work best with little grommet kids who want to fight the world and those with bigger ego's than dicks.
Its easy to remember and a little repetitive, i have yet to see anyone come up with a good comeback to it.
a hint is to keep the sentences short and calm, something thats confusing to a screaming pre-teen.

*little grommet kid making trouble, trying to be cool/gangster*
"you can all suck my balls!!! i hate the world! i wanna sleep with your mum!"
"oi kid, your not tough."
"suck me"
"No. just no. forget it, your not tough."
"i said suck me!"
"forget it kid, your not tough"

by Gemie September 13, 2006

Touche

pronounced like douche--one who is a tool and douch combined

I can't stand that dude, he's such a touche.

by Mama Mac March 26, 2009