Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025

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tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017

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Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

by Tom wealy December 26, 2021

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A Tom

Biggest nonce going

A Tom is a big nonce

Example :You see that boy with the shit beard and a tesco van, he's a real Tom

by rickyboy123 September 5, 2020

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Pull a tom

Cancelling on people last minute

"are you going to meet ruben tomorrow?"
"no, I think I will pull a tom"

by BigDeck May 29, 2024

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Tom Abisgold

Not to get confused with aSbisgold, Tom Abisgold is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist in the bad chapter 13. He is very talented and may people are hypnotised by his incredible voice.

Tom abisgold wrote a new song for chapter 13, and I think it’s angelic.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

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