tool pusher

The cocksucker who runs the rig location

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide

by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018

Gush Push

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Gush Push is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Gush Push! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

Hand Pusher

A guy who puts a girls hand on his dick to forcibly initiate a handjob or sucky sucky.

I thought we were having a good night i was going to give him head until i found out he was a hand pusher when he shoved my hand on his dick

by CHEESY WEEZY LEMON SQUEEZY July 30, 2018

Pussy Pusher

The female equivalent of "Toxic Masculinity." Women who are overtly feminine and believe that no man should display any form of masculinity. They are effectively "pushing" men and society to become total pussies.

I read an article today that said that there is no such thing as masculinity that isn't toxic. The author is a real pussy pusher. I'm surprised she didn't suggest that men sit down to pee.

by Fleawest July 31, 2018

Prune Push

Standard football preseason training technique in which a player must push a prune from the 50 to the end zone using nothing but their dick.

Boy! Hit the fucking deck right now and give me three prune pushes!

by Ralph Homonculus August 18, 2018

Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.

John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher

by The Navigator October 9, 2018