seventeen year old standard

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.

"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."

by AdoboPro January 7, 2012

recycling old useless jokes

Whereupon one's arsenal of jokes is exhausted to the extent that extends beyond the ability of one's creativity, thus rendering old useless jokes the only option in a futile attempt to shift an embarrassing focus from oneself to someone else.

man 1: hey bro, you're a looser,
man 2: your mums a looser.

recycling old useless jokes

by qazpeverell October 30, 2011

fat old bag of sag

Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.

*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.

by DonTouchMeFoo November 29, 2010

old bitch you wary

Being suddenly wary of having referred to the recently deceased as a "bitch"

You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.

by zombies8 October 8, 2011

3 year old mexican

a guy who acts like a toddler and might as well be but already got their mexican accent

dude: omg look its 3 year old mexican haha lol

by no oven March 18, 2020

old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

by Krkič March 24, 2020

Old crispy dick is at it again

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight. Old crispy dick is at it again!

by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015