Whereupon one's arsenal of jokes is exhausted to the extent that extends beyond the ability of one's creativity, thus rendering old useless jokes the only option in a futile attempt to shift an embarrassing focus from oneself to someone else.
by qazpeverell October 30, 2011

*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.
by DonTouchMeFoo November 29, 2010

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
by DebRi December 21, 2013

You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.
by zombies8 October 8, 2011

Dave: Hey, how's it going
Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.
Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?
Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.
Dave: Pathetic.
Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.
Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?
Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.
Dave: Pathetic.
by Good_Night_Lover June 1, 2010

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