Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

seventeen year old standard

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.

"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."

by AdoboPro January 7, 2012

recycling old useless jokes

Whereupon one's arsenal of jokes is exhausted to the extent that extends beyond the ability of one's creativity, thus rendering old useless jokes the only option in a futile attempt to shift an embarrassing focus from oneself to someone else.

man 1: hey bro, you're a looser,
man 2: your mums a looser.

recycling old useless jokes

by qazpeverell October 30, 2011

old bitch you wary

Being suddenly wary of having referred to the recently deceased as a "bitch"

You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.

by zombies8 October 8, 2011

Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009

Hangin' With Old Blind Bob

A little known term for masturbation.

Dave: Hey, how's it going

Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.

Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?

Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.

Dave: Pathetic.

by Good_Night_Lover June 1, 2010

Old crispy dick is at it again

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight. Old crispy dick is at it again!

by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015