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recycling old useless jokes

Whereupon one's arsenal of jokes is exhausted to the extent that extends beyond the ability of one's creativity, thus rendering old useless jokes the only option in a futile attempt to shift an embarrassing focus from oneself to someone else.
man 1: hey bro, you're a looser,
man 2: your mums a looser.

recycling old useless jokes
by qazpeverell October 30, 2011
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fat old bag of sag

Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.
*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.
by DonTouchMeFoo November 29, 2010
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Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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old bitch you wary

Being suddenly wary of having referred to the recently deceased as a "bitch"
You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.
by zombies8 October 8, 2011
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Hangin' With Old Blind Bob

Dave: Hey, how's it going

Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.

Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?

Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.

Dave: Pathetic.
by Good_Night_Lover June 1, 2010
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3 year old mexican

a guy who acts like a toddler and might as well be but already got their mexican accent
dude: omg look its 3 year old mexican haha lol
by no oven March 18, 2020
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old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."
by Krkič March 24, 2020
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