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murder her monkey

When a female has a very plump, juicy vagina also know as a monkey, and you want to fuck it also know as murder it.
by Mossyoakqueen85 February 9, 2021
mugGet the murder her monkeymug.

Her

sal void vaughn is her
by Salmas wife February 8, 2022
mugGet the Hermug.

Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.
Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.
by stranger.1 May 22, 2024
mugGet the Someone that has farton as his or her last namemug.

put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017
mugGet the put a dent in her breakfastmug.

DAVID HER

If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat
Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"
by FANCYMOUSE February 14, 2024
mugGet the DAVID HERmug.

ho her out

To treat a woman like a whore sexually. Specifically to get her to do things you wouldn't want your wife of GF to do.
Hey man can I get with Krissy tonight ?
Sure, after I ho her out she's all yours.
by PROBUM December 22, 2015
mugGet the ho her outmug.

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