twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Cheap crack

Any white powder (usually chalk dust or drywall) sprayed with a few or more chemicals such that when it’s snorted it causes a high. Usually a much more dangerous high and since no two batches are the same it can become highly addictive.

You need to ease off the cheap crack I heard it’s far more addictive.

by CuteLilTato November 20, 2017

Willy Crack Brain

Something my BLACK Grandma is not.

"You must think you talking to willy crack brain"

by anonymous February 16, 2025

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

Crack

Crack is something the hobo was trying to heat up with a spoon and a lighter it wasn’t serial

Jimmy loves crack he does it off your moms back!

by Don't use your real name. 69 June 29, 2021

Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.

Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.

by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021

Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.

"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"

by Micheal Seagram March 19, 2020