5 definitions by Don't use your real name. 69

Crack is something the hobo was trying to heat up with a spoon and a lighter it wasn’t serial

Jimmy loves crack he does it off your moms back!

by Don't use your real name. 69 June 29, 2021

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What my life is a big oof I got banned off roblox.

Me and little jimmy were playing roblox and the next morning I was banned. It was a big oof and I had suicidal thoughts for awhile. So I slept with Jimmy’s dad which I ended his dads life. Because we had gay anal sex for 10 hours straight and he didn’t say no homo. What a faggot.

by Don't use your real name. 69 June 29, 2021

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Give me a hug

When someone asks you to give them a hug.

When you give the old man a taco. Then he says give me a hug and while your hugging him. He takes your wallet.

by Don't use your real name. 69 June 29, 2020

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Love

I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.

Love is fake just give it up.

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Zombie

A dead person that is still alive wanting to eat your cock which the thing saying they wanna eat your brain was a lie they just said that not to look gay but they want your little hotdog in they’re mouth.

Little jimmy likes play with zombies that come in his house at night when his parents are asleep.

by Don't use your real name. 69 June 29, 2021

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