reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023

Go Blow Ya Dad

The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.

Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”

by Nolte123 June 23, 2023

Blow my shit

When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.

Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine

He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*

Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now

by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025

Crank and Blow

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.

1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.

by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023

Cincinnati Blow Devil

When one diarrhoeas in one's mouth causing it to shoot out the nose

"Why are you talking like that?" "Sorry man last night my girl gave me the cincinnati blow devil"

by Jesuses Cousin October 7, 2017

blow away

" a blow away " is a inexpensive metal carport

The lawn mower is under the blow away.

by Kris burkholder June 7, 2017

blow dozer

After a successful blow job you flip her over and wheel barrel fuck the shit out of her around the house

My masseuse got the blow dozer

by Milmine May 7, 2024