The mightiest privelage to be written in the Bro Code, only accessibly redeemable by the greatest of bros. In the event of either your girl wanting to fuck your bro or your bro wanting to fuck your girl, the 3-way allegiance must be called. But, it is extremely crucial to say "no homo" in complete synchronization beforehand. By doing this, all feelings of envy are obliterated, strengthening the relationship between you and your girl, but more importantly between the bros.
Guy: hey bro, so my girl's birthday is coming up
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
by Antidi April 20, 2019

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

by Kyrobe August 21, 2024

Riding a motorcycle from West Virginia, south through the bottom states of America, driving up the coast and bouncing up and down through the heart of America until you arrive home.
by whiteboy304 March 18, 2014

-An all encompassing slang term to define any & all gas stations/corner stores (711, Speedway, Circle K, etc.) where snacks, quick food items, and/or gas can be purchased. Furthermore, when procuring items from the E-Way, this process is called "Paying the E-Way Bill"
"Look I know it's 3am, but I want some snacks. You want to hit up the E-Way?"
"E-Way time."
“Let’s go to the E-Way it’s the nearest cornerstore!”
"E-Way time."
“Let’s go to the E-Way it’s the nearest cornerstore!”
by mlojnr447 March 22, 2024

This Long-standing Ole miss tradition, from the early 1800s, was used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).
by Charlie'sangelpube March 8, 2022

When someone is so physically attractive that you feel there is no possible way they would ever consider you romantically
by avery badly August 7, 2022
