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- an unsanitized piece of real thought and feeling that somehow escapes our careful packaging. It floats around the room annoyingly, while everyone exchanges puzzled glances at the incongruous thread of truth that arrived unannounced and uninvited.
Title: We're Back!

Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)

Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".

Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.

Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
by Howeird February 18, 2009
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Taking socially awkward to a new level. People who think they are good with people when they really are not; the people who are always there for you even though you wish they weren't
"Dudeman! Why was Jerry watching that movie!!! All he did was bash that movie for no apparent reason while everyone else love it."
"I dunno man, he kinda just invited himself. I mean like no one likes him and he just doesn't get it."
"That is truly socially awful."
by formally known as dudeman September 19, 2009
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Socially Impaired

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A lack of interest in ordinary socially acceptable situations involving groups of unlike-minded people which results in an inability to effectively converse with those same unlike-minded people.

The Socially Impaired have fun on a more personal level. Our enjoyment comes from groups of like-minded people conversing and interacting with eachother in familiar places. The Socially Acceptable often herd to bars and clubs for their fun with mostly strangers.
Socially Impaired Bob stayed at home with his two best friends playing video games, watching movies, drinking beer and eating pizza instead of going to the club with Socially Acceptable Mary. They both had fun, but Mary accused Bob of not knowing how to have fun because what Bob did is not the Socially Acceptable form of fun.
by Ryan Jaxx November 17, 2007
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Socially Retarded

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This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.
So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:

me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?

him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!

. . . . .
(Silence)

me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.

If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.

P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.
by Kwiatkowski May 22, 2006
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People are socializing with other people of their age group.
by Trash79 December 29, 2017
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socially gawkward

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A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.
Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.
by rutzy342 November 19, 2009
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socialist teeth

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Oversized bared teeth, normally looking down at the viewer.
They all have the "Socialist teeth" showing in their avatars too.

My Socialist teeth are evenly distributed in my mouth.
by halcyowo July 9, 2020
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