flow like a harpoon

Performing oral sex on a man after eating a bunch of cheetos, leaving behind an orange dick.

All right stop, collaborate and listen; Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know, turn off the lights and I'll glow.

Clearly Vanilla Ice spent a lot of time eating cheetos and turning dicks orange.

by guyrogersj January 24, 2018

Liked Her in Print

When you meet someone through a social networking site like Facebook, Myspace etc.. but when you meet them in person something about them makes you wanna punch them in the face.

Dave: "So dude did you finally meet face to face with that hot chic from Facebook?"
Tony: "Yeah man but she talked like Rosie Perez so I only liked her in print."

by Dawnger December 9, 2010

bruv like chain

An alteration to the phrase of 'off the chain' which is typically directed to a brother or brother-in-law.

Ian: hey

Tim: that last game of sequence was great!

Ian: bruv like chain!

by tamtamtamtam April 2, 2009

Stressed like catgut

Stressed out beyond description. From the use of catgut to make violins.

Dammit - I got two exams tomorrow plus I have to go to court. Stressed like catgut ... where the heck is the nearest gas station? I gotta get some Red Bull.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Like a Credit Card

Running a bar of soap through your partner's ass crack. Move is best used during a playful sexy shower.

Guy: Can I wash your sweet rump?
Girl: Do it like a credit card!

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Bot Like Darnell

adj.

When you see something that's really, really awesome. Then its 'Bot Like Darnell'.

Our website is bot like Darnell.

This car is bot like Darnell.

by borty boy May 29, 2010

Bopping Like A Teenie

A horny 8 year old that likes lollipops, unicorns, & sparkles.
her vagina sparkles.
Her hobbies are stripping, sexting, & pole dancing.
she has 8 STD's but there are 3 more test results coming in.
she wants Justin Bieber in her pants, along with a middle aged man with lots of candy.

Lil' Wayne- did you see her, JB?

Justin Bieber- yeah she was a total Bopping Like A Teenie.

by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :) February 17, 2010