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Alex's Vacuum 

A term used for the description of an abusive girlfriend. One in which a man comes to work, or another public place with bruises, in which lacking a better excuse simply states (see example). The name Alex was chosen as a prefix in a degrading way, since Alex means "Defender of Man" this term obviously degrades the person.
Friend 1: Did you hear John has a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 3: I heard she's Alex's Vacuum though.
Friend 2: Another falls prey to an abusive girlfriend, just like Geoff did.
Alex's Vacuum by Spoonyy September 22, 2010
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Alex McLean 

He is the BEST boyfriend ever. Very loyal and sexy :), I love him lots and lots forever and ever
Alex McLean by Honey bear87 January 17, 2012

alex wassabi 

The best youtuber in the world. Alex Wassabi is a very caring guy. He will do anything for his family and friends. Alex is also a very happy guy and just wants to make everyone else smile and laugh with his daily vlogs. He hates stuffies and is also dating LaurDIY, another youtuber, and they're the cutest couple ever. #LAUREX
Alex Wassabi is the best youtuber.

Alex Wassabi is dating LaurDIY

Alex Wassabi hates stuffies.

Alex Skankit

an ignorant conformist who thinks she's Jesus with a violin.

usually self centered, likes to speak fondly of his or her self.

annoys those around her with her excessive use of commas where they are not necessary.

That girl/boy who struts around school with that too-confident attitude. Has few friends, but there are those random kids who feel the need to worship him/her. That girl/boy who has an answer or remark for everything, even if it's a hypothetical question. Has no idea what their talking about. Someone who's life is going in no general direction because they suck too much.
Oh my god, that fuckin Alex Skankit, someone should kick her ass!

alex cutler 

a person who enjoys to catch all types of objects and things like people and bannanas.an alex will most certainly deny that he catches but deep on the inside he knows and so does everyone else. alex's generally listen to bands like rise against and nofx because they "catch" a good taste in music. they also have friends named larry jon ryan billy and others so that they have a varying amount of people to catch.a catch.
EX.1
person: why is alex cutler wearing a catchers mitt he doesnt need one
other person: because hes a catcher.
EX.2
person: hey alex im gonna go
alex: ok il catch you later
alex cutler by kamikazi1178 November 22, 2011

Alex Pettis

Can be wierd at times but is amazing. Has a humongous brain and is smater than the average person. Is very beautiful and nice. Also is a very good friend and listener. Usually a friendly person who likes too meet new people and be around lots of other people. Likes to have fun.
Alex Pettis is amazing.
Alex is sexy.
Alex has a nice ass.
Alex likes to have fun.
Alex is cute.
Alex Pettis by Israel Gaytan August 25, 2011