SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS

STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT

by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011

social media maggot

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.

Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.

by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 1, 2019

Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV, where everything is staged. What happened to enjoying what you were doing so much at the time that you didnt think to film it, you already missed your opportunity to film it and it didnt matter, you got to be human for a few minutes, you were as close to who you really were as you get, no image. That must have ended in the 90s with VCR's for some people.

Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020

social castration

the methodical removal of dissent and masculinity from public discourse via feminine-based terms of service (anti-hate speech guidelines) and feminine policy (diversity, equity, inclusion), enacted by other users

When women call me an incel for saying women would rather date a good looking guy instead of an ugly guy, this is social castration.

by saintsundere August 31, 2024

Social Tedia

An internet based form of boring communication that saps you of energy and loses you hours in time.

How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...

"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...

by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020

Social shreker

When you can't watch Shrek alone, because that's tragic af.

Hey, wanna hang? I need to get me some Shrek. Damn girl you a social shreker.

by Shreklord1 December 2, 2017