A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
Typical loser, shifty looking with a narrow neck.At home masturbating into his socks cos he’s too bone idle to go to the toilet for bog roll
‘Hey why’s Dave not in the pub tonight’ ? ‘He’s sick of getting blown out mate, he’s at home dragging one off to Love Island the sock filler’
by Johnb34 February 10, 2023
A new kind of sock. Checkered and fuzzy. Can be worn anywhere with anything. The coolest thing you can wear!
by Pink Dolphin November 21, 2015
Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016
by Blackrourndoggerpeepee69 April 14, 2018
Didn't have a condom so I sock an fock
by RipTide123 January 26, 2020
by Larry_n March 30, 2022