Hardy Whore 

A brand whore who wears Ed Hardy brand clothing from head to toe.

Person 1: What's that guy wearing? It hurts my eyes.
Person 2: Yeah, what a Hardy Whore.

Hardy Whore by Nammy D January 23, 2009

Hairy Mango 

Basically a tongue kiss by surprise. Or when least not expected.

Scenario 1:
Aww man, Matt gave Kylie a hairy mango!

Scenario 2:
Sam: Im soo pissed right now!
Olivia: Omg why!?
Sam: Griffin gave me a hairy mango!
Oliva: That fag bitch!
Sam: I know!
Olivia: Want Starbucks?

Hairy Mango by baeornahh June 26, 2014

Hairy Wang 

a Wang that is so damn hairy. A Wang covered in luscious locks of hair.

Damn dude, you have a hairy wang!

Hairy Wang by HarambeIsAlive December 6, 2016

Mall Harpy 

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."

"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."

Mall Harpy by Chick Geek April 10, 2009

Playing the Hairy Harmonica 

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

Playing the Hairy Harmonica by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008

Hairyet 

A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.

There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.

Hairyet by shinebox March 15, 2003

hairy nublet 

The act of simultaneously being hairy AND a nublet, ultimately resulting in the lowest of all lowly insults for gamers and or any other forms of life.

"Dude, Bobby, you hairy nublet, what did i tell you about making sweet sweet love to watermelons?"

hairy nublet by JMoneyMillionaire June 16, 2008