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Basically a tongue kiss by surprise. Or when least not expected.
Scenario 1:
Aww man, Matt gave Kylie a hairy mango!

Scenario 2:
Sam: Im soo pissed right now!
Olivia: Omg why!?
Sam: Griffin gave me a hairy mango!
Oliva: That fag bitch!
Sam: I know!
Olivia: Want Starbucks?
by baeornahh June 26, 2014
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Delicious to lick, dribbles down your chin. Hairs get stuck in your teeth, but its worth it.
She asked me to see to her hairy mango.
Can I stuff your hairy mango?
by S Webster Esquire October 24, 2013
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